I've finally figured this thing out. Someone was kind enough to show me how this com. com. Thing works. Darlings, they tell me I'm not real. This just can't be true. I'm here aren't I? And everyone's so rude around here (except that sweetie who showed me how this works -- he wouldn't take any reward, though; and me in my best lipstick).
I know you're out there, darlings. I'm so bored. Where are you?